Sending SOS get-me-out-of-here texts on a bad date to: Leo and Sagittarius
First call after a bad breakup: Cancer and Virgo
Venting about your boss’s latest temper tantrum to: Aries and Libra
Planning an all-weekend, no-stepping-off-the-couch movie marathon with: Pisces and Taurus
Sending apology flowers for never coming back to the table because the bartender was cute: Gemini and Aquarius
Present in all of the (two) selfies that you took last year: Taurus and Capricorn
Breaking your self-imposed social media detox for a birthday shoutout to: Gemini and Aries
Ditching your own birthday party to Insta-stalk an ex for: Pisces and Capricorn
Booking a spontaneous breakfast in Bali with: Gemini and Aries
Singing until the crew at the karaoke bar physically makes you leave: Virgo and Scorpio
Slipping out of a party at 9PM with: Libra and Aries
Watching Gossip Girl reruns in the bathtub with macaroons and: Cancer and Scorpio